This just in: Two baby teeth are beginning to break the surface of slobbery gums. At this point, it is hard to say when complete eruption will occur, but rest assured, you will be informed when this important event takes place. When asked how he felt about the ordeal, young Benton said, "I know the end result will be wonderful things like graham crackers and cherrios, and eventually a nice juicy steak, but until then, I feel a lot of discomfort and embarrassment because of the drooling." And there you have it. A very wordy sentence from a very little baby. Stay tuned to starringbenton for breaking news as it happens.
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I feel for you buddy!
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